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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If You Can Afford Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Katy Perry's, "If You Can Afford Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be bored, but you pay the price
Original Lyrics:
I can be bought, but you pay the price
Katy Perry's, "If You Can Afford Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage shed
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage ship
Katy Perry's, "If You Can Afford Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a store of sh*t
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a piece of ass, a one night stand, a storage ship
Katy Perry's, "If You Can Afford Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want me,
The cherry on top,
The pick of the peck,
The crumbly crop
The cherry on top,
The pick of the peck,
The crumbly crop
Original Lyrics:
If you want me,
The cherry on top,
The pick of the pack,
The crème de la crop
The cherry on top,
The pick of the pack,
The crème de la crop
This proves why I am having trouble learning French.
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