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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If It Makes You Happy that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Benny Goodman's Corsican
Original Lyrics:
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Benny Goodman's corset and fez
Original Lyrics:
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny Goodman's corset and thong
Original Lyrics:
Benny Goodman's corset and pen
'corset and thong' makes more sense to me than 'corset and pen'. But I guess I should take it up with Sheryl...
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink some jungles
Original Lyrics:
Thrift store jungles
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it makes you caffeine
Original Lyrics:
If it makes you happy
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it makes you happy, it can be the best
Original Lyrics:
If it makes you happy it can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it makes you happy
then I'll kill your dad
then I'll kill your dad
Original Lyrics:
If it makes you happy
it can't be that bad
it can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it makes you wacky
It can't be jackass
It can't be jackass
Original Lyrics:
If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
It can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It can't be like that
Original Lyrics:
It can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It can't be my bad
Original Lyrics:
It can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It can't be on JAG
Original Lyrics:
It can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It can't be right back
Original Lyrics:
It can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's campy again
Original Lyrics:
It can't be that bad
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Prayed for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through fists of jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Peril and shampoo
And Annie Germen's corset again
Prayed for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through fists of jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Peril and shampoo
And Annie Germen's corset again
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Marilyn's shampoo and
Benny Goodman's corset and pen
Played for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Marilyn's shampoo and
Benny Goodman's corset and pen
It took me many times playing the song over and over again to try to understand what the lyrics were, and above was what I came up with. (Editor's note: Benny Goodman is a famous jazz musician of the 20th Century; probably one of the pioneers of jazz.)
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Made of mosquitoes
Made of mosquitoes
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
Played for mosquitoes.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a porn show
Click off the speedos.
Click off the speedos.
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
Played for mosquitoes.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a porn show
Played for mosquitos.
Played for mosquitos.
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitos.
Played for mosquitos.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a porn show
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a punk show
Played for my Skittles
Played for my Skittles
Original Lyrics:
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
Played for mosquitoes.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then why the hell are you Sol Saks?
Original Lyrics:
Then why the hell are you so sad?
Sol Saks was the creator of the TV sitcom Bewitched (1964-72).
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went searching through crystal jungles.
Original Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went searching through distant jungles.
Original Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jumbles.
Original Lyrics:
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, okay I may get some
I promised you I'd never be alone.
I promised you I'd never be alone.
Original Lyrics:
Well, okay I made this up
I promised you I'd never give up.
I promised you I'd never give up.
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You listen to Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
You listen to Coltrane
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