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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Only Knew that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Tom Jones', "If I Only Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I only knew what I should do
to make you, make you happy.
Original Lyrics:
If I only knew what I could do
to make you, make you love me.
Tom Jones', "If I Only Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya gonna go?
Back to the wardrobe?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya gonna go?
Back to the warzone?
Tom Jones', "If I Only Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole groan, on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Home grown, on the bone

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