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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Only Had a Brain that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Wizard of Oz's, "If I Only Had a Brain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could while away the hours
Ejaculate on flowers
Consulting with the rain
Ejaculate on flowers
Consulting with the rain
Original Lyrics:
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consulting with the rain
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consulting with the rain
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