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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for If I Can Dream that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Barry Manilow's, "If I Can Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
He F***ing talk,
He F***ing stand,
He F***ing walk
Original Lyrics:
If I can talk
If I can stand
If I can walk
It's actually the backing singers that sound like they're singing this, not Barry himself.
Elvis Presley's, "If I Can Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be lice burning brighter somewhere
Original Lyrics:
There must be lights burning brighter somewhere

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