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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Don't Like Mondays that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken and chips and cider bread
Original Lyrics:
Silicon chip inside her head
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon sticks inside her head
Original Lyrics:
Silicon chips inside her head
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
She runs to play with her twirlywind.
Original Lyrics:
She wants to play with her toys a while.
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silicon Chicken Ciderhead
Original Lyrics:
Silicon chip inside her head
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silicon chips and cider head
Original Lyrics:
Silicon chips inside her head
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly cold chips and cider head.
Original Lyrics:
Silicon chip inside her head.
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet 16 ain't too peachy keen.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen.
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Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet 16 and a sex machine.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet 16 ain't too peachy keen.
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Telex machine is kept so clean and it types to a waiting whirr
Original Lyrics:
The Telex machine is kept so clean and it types to a waiting world
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the bone phone crackles and the captain cackles
Of the problems of their house and wife.
Original Lyrics:
Then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys.
Boomtown Rats', "I Don't Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With their problems in the House of Lords
Original Lyrics:
Then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys.
Boomtown Rats', "I Dont Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Billy take a w*nk, take a w*nk, take a w*nk
Original Lyrics:
Hey Billy take a walk, take a walk, take a walk
Boomtown Rats', "I Dont Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet sixteen, they can play chicken.
or
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy clean?
Original Lyrics:
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen?
Boomtown Rats', "I Dont Like Mondays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why! I don't like mermaids
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why! I don't like Mondays

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