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Aeolian wind (as in Aeolian harp!)
Idiot wind
Beware of leopards that change stripes
I ran into the fortune teller, who said beware of lightning that might strike
Blowing through the covers on your tomb
Blowing through the flowers on your tomb
I ran into the fortune teller,
who said beware of lightly lemoned stripes
I ran into the fortune teller,
who said beware of lightning that might strike
I ran into the fortune teller, who said beware of light little lemon stripes
I ran into the fortune teller, who said beware of lightning that might strike
I ran into the fortune teller
Who said beware of light little lemon stripes.
I ran into the fortune teller
Who said beware of lightning that might strike.
I ran into the fortune teller
Who said beware of lime and lemon Sprite.
I ran into the fortune teller
Who said, 'Beware of lightning that might strike'.
Idiot Wind
Blowing through the Netherseppy Road
Idiot Wind
Blowing through the letters that we wrote
They say I shot a man named Greg and took his wife to Italy,
She had hats and a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy,
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me.
Hootie & The Blowfish later made reference to these lines in the third verse of their song "Only Wanna Be With You."
While the springtime turned slowly twaddle
While the springtime turned slowly into autumn
While the springtime turned slowly twaddle
While the springtime turned slowly into autumn