Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Idioteque that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Ass itch coming
Ass itch coming
Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Collision point, collusion point
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
Cruise and conquer, cruise and conquer
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
Cruise and conquer
or
Who's your uncle?
Who's in bunker?
Do fathers kill their children?
The first of the children.
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here all alone
Everything over the top
Here, I'm alive
Everything all of the time.
Editor's note: This line is disputed; some lyric sites say "alive" while others say "allowed."
I sage coming.
Ice age coming.
I say it's coming.
or
I see it coming.
or
Ice age cloning
or
A sage corner
Ice age coming
I say it's coming.
Ice age coming.
Let me eat both sides
Let me eat both sides
Let me eat 'em both
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear 'em both
Losing bunker, losing bunker
Who's in a bunker, who's in a bunker
Losing focus, losing focus.
Who's in bunker?
Losing the focus, losing the focus
Who's in the bunker, who's in the bunker?
Lucy Parker
Who's in a bunker?
Take a morning run.
Take the money, run.
The first of the children
Wom(first)en and children
We're not scared among the rest.
We're not scaremongering.
We're not scary monsters
or
We're not scared of monsters
or
We're not scared of monsters
We're not scaremongering
We're not scared of underwear
We're not scaremongering
We're not scared, I'm on your a**.
We're not scaremongering.
We're not scared, burn your head.
We're not scare mongering.
We're not scared; bung her in.
We're not scaremongering.
Who said 'bonkers'?
Who's in bunker
Ooh c'est blanche, ooh c'est blanque
or
Who's a plonker, who's a plonker
or
Who's a plonker, who's a plonker
Who's in a bunker, who's in a bunker
Who's the donkey, who's the donkey?
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?
You are my life
Everything I ever tried
or
You love
Everything all of the time.
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time.
losing, bonkers, losing, bonkers
Who's in bunker, who's in bunker?