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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for I Am Woman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I come back even stronger
Not a mongoose any longer
Not a mongoose any longer
Original Lyrics:
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
Not a novice any longer
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I come back even stronger
Not an ox* any longer
Not an ox* any longer
Original Lyrics:
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
Not a novice any longer
* ox, as in a beast of burden. 'Novice' sounds to me like a very weak word to use here.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm still an envelope
With a long, long way to go
With a long, long way to go
Original Lyrics:
But I'm still an embryo
With a long, long way to go
With a long, long way to go
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's wisdom ball of pain.
Original Lyrics:
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Erwin hear me roar
I am too big to ignore.
I am too big to ignore.
Original Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore.
In numbers too big to ignore.
Emmy Meli's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am anything I own
Original Lyrics:
I am anything I want
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am permissible
or
I am admissible
or
I am admissible
Original Lyrics:
I am invincible
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am puma, hear me crawl
Original Lyrics:
I am woman, hear me roar
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am strong, I am invisible
Original Lyrics:
I am strong, I am invincible
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
I am someone to ignore
I am someone to ignore
Original Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
In numbers too big to ignore
Didn't think it was correct, so had to search it.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
I am too big to ignore
I am too big to ignore
Original Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
In numbers too big to ignore
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
I am too good to ignore.
I am too good to ignore.
Original Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore.
In numbers too big to ignore.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
I'm too stupid to ignore.
I'm too stupid to ignore.
Original Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore.
In numbers too big to ignore.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
My bra's too big to ignore.
My bra's too big to ignore.
Original Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore.
In numbers too big to ignore.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman hear me snore
I am too stupid to ignore.
I am too stupid to ignore.
Original Lyrics:
I am woman hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore.
In numbers too big to ignore.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman watch me roar
Original Lyrics:
I am woman watch me grow
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman, hear me roar
With a big fat 2 x 4.
With a big fat 2 x 4.
Original Lyrics:
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore.
In numbers too big to ignore.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh it's time for lies
But will it really fit the pan?
But will it really fit the pan?
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain.
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wife
But it's wisdom born of pain.
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain.
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it squeezed up all the pain.
But it squeezed up all the pain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain.
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's freedom for the pain.
But it's freedom for the pain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain.
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's wisdom Buonopane.
But it's wisdom Buonopane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain.
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's with some form of pain.
But it's with some form of pain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes, I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain.
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, yes I am wise, but it's reasonable the pain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yes I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, yes, I am rice, but it squeezed up all the pain.
or
Oh, yes I am wise, but it's wisdom for the pain.
or
Oh, yes I am wise, but it's wisdom for the pain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yes I am wise, but it's wisdom born of pain.
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