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A bazaar, a bazaar!
How bizarre, how bizarre!
A freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past.
A freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the pack.
Abizzah, Abizzah!
How bizarre, how bizarre!
Al Guzar, Al Guzar
How bizarre, how bizarre
Amazon, Amazon
How bizarre, how bizarre?
Arkansas, Arkansas
How bizarre, how bizarre
Art design, art design
How bizarre, how bizarre
Balthazar, Balthazar
How bizarre, how bizarre
Barbasol, Barbasol
How bizarre, how bizarre
Barbazon, Barbazon
How Bizarre, How Bizarre
Brother Billy's in the back,
Sweet Cindy's in the front
Brother Pele's in the back,
Sweet Seena's in the front
Brother Pele's in the back
Sweet Zina's in the trunk.
Brother Pele's in the back
Sweet Zina's in the front.
Brother Pillar's in the back, Sweet singers in the front,
boozing down the highway in the hot, hot sun.
Suddenly we're blue-eyed, flashes from behind,
loud voice "full moon please, step out onto the line,"
Bella Prince wants some comfort, synergy's hard to hide,
policeman caps & shaves inside a Chevy 69.
Help us all.... Help us all, help us all.
Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front,
crusing down the freeway in the hot, hot sun,
Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind,
loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line,"
Pele preaches words of comfort, Zina just hides her eyes,
Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?"
How bizarre.... How bizarre, how bizarre.
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Brother fellows in the back
Brother Pele's in the back
Brother’s in the back,
Sweet sister’s in the front
Brother Pele's in the back,
Sweet Zina’s in the front
Bulbasaur, Bulbasaur
How bizarre, how bizarre
Cal Mizzar, Cal Mizzar
How bizarre, how bizarre
Calbas up, calbas up
How bizare, how bizarre
Cruisin down the freeway in my hot croissant
Cruisin down the free way in the hot, hot sun
Elephants and acrobats, blind snakes, monkeys.
Elephants and acrobats, lions, snakes, monkey.
Elephants and acrobats, flying space monkey.
Elephants and acrobats, lions, snakes, monkey.
Elephants and acrobats, lions, necks, monkey
Elephants and acrobats, lions, snakes, monkey
Elvis, ahhhh!
How bizarre!
Every time I look around in Zimbabwe
Every time I look around, it’s in my face
Every time I look around, you're in my face.
Every time I look around, it's in my face.
Farmer's arse, farmer's arse
How bizarre, how bizarre
Fellas in the back
Lead singer's in the front.
Brother Pele's in the back
Sweet Seena's in the front.
From the Pellies in the back,
Sweet sinners in the front,
Cruisin' down the freeway
In a hot croissant
Brother Pele's in the back
Sweet Seena's in the front
Cruising down the freeway
In the hot, hot sun
From the bellies in the macks,
Sweet sinners in the front,
Boozin' down the freeway
In the hot, hot cup
Brother Pele's in the back
Sweet Seena's in the front
Cruising down the freeway
In the hot, hot sun
Got strawberries in the back
Zucchini's in the front.
Brother Pele's in the back
Sweet Seena's in the front.
Habizar, Habizar
or
How Bazaar, How Bazaar
How bizarre, how bizarre
"Habizar" is a Middle-eastern surname
Hail, the Czar!
How bizarre!
Have a cigar, have a cigar.
How bizarre, how bizarre
Have pizza, have pizza.
How bizarre, how bizarre
He's smokin gravy
It's making me crazy
Help is all, Help is all
How bizarre, how bizarre
Help is odd, Help is odd.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Help is on, help is on.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Help the Czar
How Bizarre
Help us R, Help us R
How bizarre, How bizarre
Help us all! Help us all!
How bizarre! How bizarre!
Help us on! Help us on!
How bizarre! How bizarre!
Help us out, help us out.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Hey, by the right, How was I? How was I?
Hey, buy the rights! How bizarre, how bizarre!
How is Art? How is Art?
How bizarre, how bizarre.
How the czar?
How bizarre!
How was I? How was I?
How bizarre. How bizarre.
How was I? I was fine
How bizarre, how bizarre
How was that? How was that?
How bizarre, how bizarre
I bizzare, I bizarre.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Loud voice booming, 'Police! Step out into the line!'
Loud voice booming, 'Please step out into the line!'
Marines, police, reporters, ask 'Where?', far and wide.
Marines, police, reporters, ask where, for and why.
Marines, police, reporters, ask where, foreign 'why?'
Marines, police, reporters, ask where, for and why.
Noah's ark, Noah's ark
How bizarre, How bizarre
Olbas oil, Olbas oil
How bizarre, how bizarre
Oozing down the freeway in the hot, hot sun.
Cruising down the freeway in the hot, hot sun.
Palp is on! Palp is on!
How bizarre, how bizarre!
Papa John's, Papa John's
How bizarre, how bizarre
Parmesan, Parmesan
How bizarre, how bizarre
Paula Zahn, Paula Zahn
How bizarre, how bizarre
Policeman casts his shades
'Is that a Chevy 69?'
Policeman taps his shades
'Is that a Chevy 69?'
Rubber Bellies in the back, Sweet Singers in the Front.
Brother Pele's in the back
Sweet Zina's in the front.
Rubber bellies in the back, freak singers in the front.
Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front.
Suddenly, weird blue lights flash us from behind.
Suddenly, red-blue lights flash us from behind.
Sweet singers in the back
Sweet Zeena's in the front
Sweet singers in the front
Sweet Zina's in the front.
Taco John's, Taco John's
How bizarre, how bizarre
That was all, that was all.
How bizarre, how bizarre.
Um Kasar, Um Kasar
How bizarre, how bizarre
Wanna know the rest
Hang by the rights.
Wanna know the rest
Hey, buy the rights.
Well there's fellows in the back; three singers in the front.
Brother Pele's in the back; sweet Zina's in the front.
Will the fellas in the back,
Sweet singers in the front,
Cruise on down the freeway in the hot, hot sun?
Brother Pele's in the back,
Sweet Zina's in the front
Crusin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun
Yellow belly's in the back.
Sweet sinners in the front.
Brother Pele's in the back.
Sweet Seena's in the front.