Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hot 'n' Cold that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Now you're playing bowling
Now you're plain boring
'Cause your heart is so cold
What's up with your nose?
You're in then freak out,
You're ugly, you're dull!
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
'cause you're not what you're told
'cause you're hot and you're cold
And you overthink, always speak critically
And you overthink, always speak cryptically
It's black when it's night
It's black and it's white
So what? Call the doctor.
Someone call the doctor.
Staccato roller coaster
can't get off this ride
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
The next thing you know
You're yes then you're no
Yeah you pee a mess
Yeah you PMS
Yeah you pee amiss
Yeah you PMS
Yeah you, pee your pants
or
Yeah you, be a mess
Yeah you, PMS
Yeah you, penis
Yeah you, PMS
Yeah you, you're a mess
Yeah you PMS
Yeah, you pee a mess
Like a bitch I would know
Yeah you PMS
Like a bitch I would know
You change your mind like a girl, changes close
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
You pee a mess like a bitch
You PMS like a bitch
You always think I would speak critically.
And you overthink, always speak cryptically