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America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no one for conditional pain
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I been through the desert on a horse with Joe Namath.
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I been to the desert on a horse with no mane.
Original Lyrics:
I been through the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been to the desert on a horse with no head.
Original Lyrics:
I have been to the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been to the desert on a horse with no head.
Original Lyrics:
I've been to the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been to the desert on a horse with no head
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse that I maimed.
Original Lyrics:
I been through the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no knees
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs.
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no reins.
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on whores with no names.
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to the desert on a horse with rogaine
Original Lyrics:
I've been to the desert on a horse with no name
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you cocaine.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no fame.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no fame.
Original Lyrics:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no name.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no name.
Original Lyrics:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert, you can remember your name
Because there ain't no one for to give you no paint.
Because there ain't no one for to give you no paint.
Original Lyrics:
In the desert, you can remember your name
Because there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
Because there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert, you can remember your name
Because there ain't no one for to give you cocaine.
Because there ain't no one for to give you cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
In the desert, you can remember your name
Because there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
Because there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert, you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no horse fit to give you no name.
'Cause there ain't no horse fit to give you no name.
Original Lyrics:
In the desert your can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the lights.
Original Lyrics:
On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the lice.
I was looking at all the lice.
Original Lyrics:
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life.
I was looking at all the life.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first thing I met was a fly with the runs.
Original Lyrics:
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first thing I met was a tropical buzz.
Original Lyrics:
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first thing I met was the flowers above.
Original Lyrics:
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ocean is a desert with its life underground and the perfectest skies above
Original Lyrics:
The ocean is a desert with its life underground and a perfect disguise above
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect of skies above.
And a perfect of skies above.
Original Lyrics:
The ocean is a desert with its life underground
And a perfect disguise above.
And a perfect disguise above.
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs
Original Lyrics:
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I've been to the desert on a horse with no brain
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
America's, "A Horse With No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I've been to the desert on a horse with no mane
Original Lyrics:
I've been to the desert on a horse with no name
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no thing
Original Lyrics:
'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the devils that can't remember your name
Original Lyrics:
In the desert, you can't remember your name
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the devils can't remember your name
Original Lyrics:
In the desert, you can remember your name
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a whore with no name
Original Lyrics:
I been through the desert on a horse with no name
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Datsun, you can't remember your name
Original Lyrics:
In the desert, you can't remember your name
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the bathtub, you can’t remember your name
Original Lyrics:
In the desert, you can remember your name
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to feel you no pain
'Cause there ain't no one for to feel you no pain
Original Lyrics:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert you can't remember your name
Original Lyrics:
In the desert you can remember your name
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is in the desert you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no fame.
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no fame.
Original Lyrics:
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
I seriously always thought these were the lyrics since I was like 5 or 6.
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
My kids began to see red
Original Lyrics:
My skin began to turn red
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the first part of the trolley
Original Lyrics:
On the first part of the journey
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad to think it was debt
Original Lyrics:
Sad to think it was dead
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ocean is a desert with its life underground and a couple of guys above
Original Lyrics:
The ocean is a desert with its life underground and a perfect disguise above
America's, "Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs..
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...
America's, "Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
O we went to the desert on our horses one day
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one there to give you no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one there to give you no name
Original Lyrics:
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
This song is an earworm; being eclipsed -- and only marginally so -- by, "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band.
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