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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Horny that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Hi honey
Honey, honey, honey!
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny.
I party, party, party, party.
I'm horny, horny, horny horny.
I was born before my cousin.
I was horny all night long.
I wrote a letter and I sent it to the Pope
The Pope just takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
(Later)
I search from time to time but I can't find my boobs
I got so desperate that I sent a letter to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you sending the post
But it was a matter now of a man that looked like you
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post
The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
(Later)
I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird, ooh ooh
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
Oh my God, I'm horny.
All night long, I'm horny.
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