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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hong Kong Garden that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Chow Mein and chocks away
Hong Kong Garden takeaway
Original Lyrics:
Chicken Chow Mein and Chop Suey
Hong Kong Garden takeaway
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmful elements in the air
Coronavirus everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Harmful elements in the air
Symbols clashing everywhere
Siouxsie And The Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hong Kong elephants in the air
Original Lyrics:
Harmful elements in the air
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopeful elephants in the air
Simple scratchings everywhere
Reap the fields of rice and weeds
While the population feeds
Original Lyrics:
Harmful elements in the air
Cymbals crashing everywhere
Reap the fields of rice and reeds
While the population feeds
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horrible alligators in the air
Cymbals crashing everywhere
(later)
Confusion has a puzzling grace
or
The future has a puzzling grace
Original Lyrics:
Harmful elements in the air
Symbols clashing everywhere
(later)
Confucius has a puzzling grace
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Junk floats on the looted water
And uncles come to sell your daughter
Original Lyrics:
Junk floats on polluted water
An old custom to sell your daughter
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
King Kong's garden
Original Lyrics:
Hong Kong garden
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your hens on the counter please
Original Lyrics:
Leave your Yens on the counter please
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slanted eyes meet a new sunrise
Our Asian buddies small in size
Original Lyrics:
Slanted eyes meet a new sunrise
A race of bodies small in size

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