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And have a Gotham cheer
And have a cup of cheer
And in case you didn't see
And in case you didn't hear
And in case you didn’t see
And in case you didn’t hear
Argybargy, argubargy, oh
Holly jolly, holly jolly, oh
Cancer once for me
Kiss her once for me
Disney once for me
Kiss her once for me
Gizzards just for me!
Kiss her once for me.
Editor's note: The full title of this song is "A Holly Jolly Christmas", and it was first recorded by Burl Ives. Therefore it is NOT a 'Traditional' song.
Gizzards once a year.
Kiss her once for me.
The lyrics change to "Kiss him once for me" if it's a female singing it. (Editor's note: Also, the full title of this song is simply, "A Holly Jolly Christmas", and its first recording was made by Burl Ives in 1964.)
Have a Polly Dolly Christmas
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hum 'til you can sing.
or
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can sing.
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see.
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
The humble you can see.
Ho, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see.
Ho-Ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you
Kisser once for me
Ho-Ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you
Kiss her once for me
I don't know if it'll be slow
But have a couple cheers
I don't know if there'll be snow
But have a cup of cheer
Kissing once for me
Kiss him once for me
Oh, ho, the missing toe
Hung where you can see.
Oh, ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see.
Polly dolly, Polly dolly, oh
Holly jolly, holly jolly, oh
Princess once for me
Kiss her once for me
Somebody waits for you
Is there one for me?
Somebody waits for you
Kiss her once for me.
Uh-Oh, the mistletoe
Hum where you can sing
Somebody waits for you
Kipper once for me
Ho-Ho, the mistletoe
Hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you
Kiss her once for me
Ho ho the mistletoe
The humble you can see
Somebody waits for you
Is there one for me?
Ho ho the mistletoe
Is hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you
Kiss her once for me
I don't know if there'll be snow
But havoc, hubbub here.
I don't know if there'll be snow
But have a cup of cheer.