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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hold My Hand that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jess Glynne's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't wanna walk on my hands anymore, won't you understand?
'Cause I don't wanna walk alone
I'm ready for this, there's no denying
I'm ready for this, you've got me folding
I'm ready for this, I need you rolling
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't wanna walk on my own anymore, won't you understand?
'Cause I don't wanna walk alone
I'm ready for this, there's no denying
I'm ready for this, you stop me falling
I'm ready for this, I need you all in
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've gotta hammer you
'Cause I wanna run with you
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've got a hand for you
'Cause I wanna run with you
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I got it there for you
Original Lyrics:
'cause I got a hand for you
Jess Glynne's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie Leibovitz, there’s no denying
Annie Leibovitz, you stop me falling
Annie Leibovitz, I need you all in
Annie Leibovitz, so darling, hold my hand
Original Lyrics:
I'm ready for this, there's no denying
I'm ready for this, you stop me falling
I'm ready for this, I need you all in
I'm ready for this, so darling, hold my hand
Jess Glynne's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my balls but you won't see me fall
OR
Break my bowls but you won't see me fall
Original Lyrics:
Break my bones but you won't see me fall
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold as Ice
Original Lyrics:
Hold My Hand
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my hat
Want you to hold my hat
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand
Want you to hold my hand
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought about your craft.
Original Lyrics:
I thought about your crimes.
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought about your crap
Then I still love
And then I screamed out loud.
Original Lyrics:
I thought about your crimes
Then I stood up
And then I screamed aloud.
Hootie and the Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought about your problems, I thought about your crap
Original Lyrics:
I thought about your problems, I thought about your crime
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love to pieces, to pieces, I can
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love you the Bandstand
The Bandstand I have
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you the best that
The best that I can
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love you the blessid, the blessid I can
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna love you
The bear said, the bear said, 'I can.'
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you
The best that, the best that I can.
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna love you,
the bitch that, the bitch that I am
Original Lyrics:
I wanna love you,
the best that, the best that I can
Jess Glynne's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ready for this, you stop me voting
OR
I'm ready for this, you stop me hauling
Original Lyrics:
I'm ready for this, you stop me falling
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we can chew the world
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we can't change the world
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, My God!
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand.
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man Hank!
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand!
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fastest I can
Original Lyrics:
The best that I can
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time it, warrior.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a hand for you.
Hootie And The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a little bees, and some honey
Original Lyrics:
With a little peace and some harmony
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a little luck
or
With a little look
Original Lyrics:
With a little love
Hootie And The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a little peas and some hominy
Original Lyrics:
With a little peace and some harmony
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman-Man
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand!
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes indeed, I saw her standing there
Your tail was down, your a** is red
The comb might hurt your hair
I said, 'You love and let me see you smile'.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday, I saw you standing there
Your head was down, your eyes were red
No comb had touched your hair
I said, 'Get up and let me see your smile'.
Jess Glynne's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
You start feel scrolling
Original Lyrics:
You stop me falling
Think it was start feel but not sure
Hootie & The Blowfish's, "Hold My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
“A barber does your hair”
Original Lyrics:
No comb had touched your hair

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