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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hey, Rita that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Local H's, "Hey, Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rita, I just stabbed you in the face.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face.
Local H's, "Hey, Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rita, I stabbed you with your face.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face.

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