Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hey Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And I don't want syphilis
No I don't want syphilis no more
And I don't want ambivalence
No I don't want ambivalence no more
And I don't want syphilis no more
And I don't want ambivalence no more
And sh*t is gonna fly once I'm gay
And sh*t is gonna fly once again
I look at myself in the mirror, am I fatter today?
I look at myself in the mirror, am I vital today?
I've got a bunch of bubbles in chest at my door.
I've got a bunch of government cheques at my door.
I've got a bunch of government cheese at my door
I've got a bunch of government cheques at my door
No I don't want an ambulance
Said I don't want ambivalence
No, I don't want the Netherlands.
No, I don't want ambivalence.
Pour me a glass of glue - waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhheeeee!
Pour me a glass of your wine!
Said I don't want Debonairs no more.
Said I don't want ambivilance.
Said I don't want Ridalin
Said I don't want ambivilance
Said I don't want jellybeans
Said I don't want ambivilance