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Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm no sheep or dragon and anyway I've got no place to grow
Original Lyrics:
I'm in no shape for drivin' and anyway I've got no place to go
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your chips cashed in tonight
Original Lyrics:
If I could just crash here tonight
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
H. S. C.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Jealousy!
H.S.C. is an acronym for High School Certificate in Australia.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't ya see?
or
Hair Jealousy
or
Hey Josie
or
Hey, Chelsea
or
Hey, Chelsea
Original Lyrics:
Hey jealousy
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like I never do
Original Lyrics:
And feel like I matter too
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no sheep or dragon
And I got no place to go.
And I got no place to go.
Original Lyrics:
I'm no shape for driving
Anyway I got no place to go.
Anyway I got no place to go.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could just cashier tonight.
Original Lyrics:
If I could just crash here tonight.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could just trash you tonight
Original Lyrics:
If I could just crash you tonight
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago
I might not be in love
I might not be in love
Original Lyrics:
If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago
I might not be alone
I might not be alone
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to my heart.
Well, there's only one thing I couldn't start.
Well, there's only one thing I couldn't start.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to my heart.
There's only one thing I can start.
There's only one thing I can start.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me if you think it'd be all right
If I could just crash here tonight
You can see I have no chief or tribe
And anyway, I've got no place to go.
If I could just crash here tonight
You can see I have no chief or tribe
And anyway, I've got no place to go.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me do you think it'd be all right
If I could just crash here tonight
You can see I'm in no shape for driving
And anyway, I've got no place to go.
If I could just crash here tonight
You can see I'm in no shape for driving
And anyway, I've got no place to go.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bastards gone but something might be found
To take his place...hey jealousy
To take his place...hey jealousy
Original Lyrics:
The past is gone but something might be found
To take its place...hey jealousy
To take its place...hey jealousy
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pact is gonna slow the monkey down
And take his place.
And take his place.
Original Lyrics:
The past is gone, but something might be found
to take its place.
to take its place.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pastor's gone Sunday,
might be fun to take his place
might be fun to take his place
Original Lyrics:
The past is gone but something
might be found to take its place
might be found to take its place
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pastor's gone but something might be found to take his place
Original Lyrics:
The past is gone but something might be found to take its place
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pastor's gonna suffer
And I'd be bound to take his place.
And I'd be bound to take his place.
Original Lyrics:
The past is gone but
Something might be found to take its place.
Something might be found to take its place.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the country's S.O.L.
Original Lyrics:
Let the cops chase us around
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see, I'm no sheep for driving.
Original Lyrics:
You can see, I'm in no shape for driving.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see, I'm no sheep or dragon.
Original Lyrics:
You can see, I'm in no shape for driving.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey, Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can trust me not to drink.
Original Lyrics:
You can trust me not to think.
Gin Blossoms', "Hey, Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can trust me not to play.
Original Lyrics:
You can trust me not to think.
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