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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for He's The Greatest Dancer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A whop A whop
He's the greatest dancer
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A-wa-a-wa
He's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Armand DuBois, he's the greatest dancer.
or
In his own mind, he's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what! Oh wow! He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Armand Dubois, he's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow, he's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you want, he's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what! Oh wow! He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halston, Gucci, Eat my Coochie
Original Lyrics:
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halston, Gucci, be a hoochie.
Original Lyrics:
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would chain my diamonds...
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis...
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would change my diamonds.
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Madonna's
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame my diamonds.
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame my donuts
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame our Doris
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis...
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would slay Madonna
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had the kind of body
That would change my diet.
Original Lyrics:
He had the kind of body
That would shame Adonis.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He looks like a dill
That man is dressed to kill.
Original Lyrics:
He looks like a still
That man is dressed to kill.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He looks like a shill,
That man is dressed to kill
Original Lyrics:
He looks like a still
That man is dressed to kill.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He looks like a steel
Original Lyrics:
He looks like a still
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the greatest answer
Original Lyrics:
He's the greatest dancer
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halster, oochie, be a root tree
or
Hoopie, goochie, Mariucci
or
Hoochie, coochie, B. Arrucchi
or
Hoochie, coochie, B. Arrucchi
Original Lyrics:
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want love
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what, wow
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the black
He's the greatest dancer
Original Lyrics:
Oh what, wow
He's the greatest dancer
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went "Wow, he's the greatest dancer!"
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow, he's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went wild
He's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow
He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went wow!
Original Lyrics:
Oh what, wow!
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went wow, he's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow, he's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder why - he's the greatest dancer
Original Lyrics:
Oh what! Wow! He's the greatest dancer!
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder why...
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow!
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder why.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow!
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder why
He's a railway station.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder why
He's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Editor's note: I thought for many years that "I wonder why" was correct...but then I found out that I'd been wrong! According to all lyric sites I've seen, "Oh-what-wow" is the actual line.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder why
Original Lyrics:
Oh what, wow
Yes, this is the correct version! See Story!
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not well
Original Lyrics:
Oh what, wow!
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the wall
He's the greatest dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus, the greatest Answer.
Original Lyrics:
He's the greatest dancer.
Sister Sledge's, "He's The Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were out at a disco on the outskirts of Bristol.
Original Lyrics:
We were out at a disco on the outskirts of 'Frisco.
Sister Sledge's, "He's the Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in a disco
On the islands of Frisco
Original Lyrics:
One night in a disco
On the outskirts of Frisco
Sister Sledge's, "He's the Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
One night in a jigsaw
Original Lyrics:
One night in the disco
Sister Sledge's, "He's the Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of every scene
Original Lyrics:
That I've ever seen
Sister Sledge's, "He’s the Greatest Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, what the f***?
Original Lyrics:
Oh what wow

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