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A whop A whop
He's the greatest dancer
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
A-wa-a-wa
He's the greatest dancer.
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Armand DuBois, he's the greatest dancer.
or
In his own mind, he's the greatest dancer.
Oh, what! Oh wow! He's the greatest dancer.
Armand Dubois, he's the greatest dancer.
Oh-what-wow, he's the greatest dancer.
Do what you want, he's the greatest dancer.
Oh, what! Oh wow! He's the greatest dancer.
Halston, Gucci, Eat my Coochie
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
Halston, Gucci, be a hoochie.
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
He had the kind of body that would chain my diamonds...
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis...
He had the kind of body that would change my diamonds.
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
He had the kind of body that would shame Madonna's
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis
He had the kind of body that would shame my diamonds.
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
He had the kind of body that would shame my donuts
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
He had the kind of body that would shame our Doris
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis...
He had the kind of body that would slay Madonna
He had the kind of body that would shame Adonis.
He had the kind of body
That would change my diet.
He had the kind of body
That would shame Adonis.
He looks like a dill
That man is dressed to kill.
He looks like a still
That man is dressed to kill.
He looks like a shill,
That man is dressed to kill
He looks like a still
That man is dressed to kill.
He looks like a steel
He looks like a still
He's the greatest answer
He's the greatest dancer
Halster, oochie, be a root tree
or
Hoopie, goochie, Mariucci
or
Hoochie, coochie, B. Arrucchi
or
Hoochie, coochie, B. Arrucchi
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
I want love
Oh, what, wow
I want the black
He's the greatest dancer
Oh what, wow
He's the greatest dancer
I went "Wow, he's the greatest dancer!"
Oh-what-wow, he's the greatest dancer.
I went wild
He's the greatest dancer.
Oh-what-wow
He's the greatest dancer.
I went wow!
Oh what, wow!
I went wow, he's the greatest dancer.
Oh-what-wow, he's the greatest dancer.
I wonder why - he's the greatest dancer
Oh what! Wow! He's the greatest dancer!
I wonder why...
Oh-what-wow!
I wonder why.
Oh-what-wow!
I wonder why
He's a railway station.
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
I wonder why
He's the greatest dancer.
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Editor's note: I thought for many years that "I wonder why" was correct...but then I found out that I'd been wrong! According to all lyric sites I've seen, "Oh-what-wow" is the actual line.
I wonder why
Oh what, wow
Yes, this is the correct version! See Story!
I'm not well
Oh what, wow!
I'm on the wall
He's the greatest dancer.
Oh-what-wow!
He's the greatest dancer.
Jesus, the greatest Answer.
He's the greatest dancer.
We were out at a disco on the outskirts of Bristol.
We were out at a disco on the outskirts of 'Frisco.
One night in a disco
On the islands of Frisco
One night in a disco
On the outskirts of Frisco
One night in a jigsaw
One night in the disco
Out of every scene
That I've ever seen
Oh, what the f***?
Oh what wow