Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Heretic Anthem that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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F***, f***, f***, f***, s***, s***, s***
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're 555, then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
Have your fun, fun, fun on sex, sex, sex
If you're 555, then I'm 666
I need to find, find, find my sex, sex, sex
What's it like to be an Arab chick?
If you're 555 then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
I'm fine, fine, fine.
You're sick, sick, sick.
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
I'm fine, fine, fine
And you're sick, sick, sick.
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
If you are 5 ft 5
Then I'm 6 ft 6!
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
If you're 555, then I'm sex, sex, sex
What the hell is a heretic?
If you're 555, then I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're a 555 and a 666
If you're 555, then I'm 666.
If you're f**k f**k f**k then I'm sex sex sex
If you're 555 then I'm 666
If you're fine, fine, fine, I'm sex, sex, sex
What's it like to be a hairy chick?
If you're 555, I'm 666
What's it like to be a heretic?
If you're fine, fine, fine
Then I'm sick, sick, sick.
If you're 555
Then I'm 666.
What's it like to be a hair with ticks?
What's it like to be a heretic?
What's it like to be a hairy chick?
What's it like to be a heretic?
What's it like to be a hairy d**k?
What's it like to be a heretic?
What's it like to be a heroin jock?
You're a joke!
What's it like to be a heretic?
Heretic!
What's it like to be an irritant?
What's it like to be a heretic?
What's it like to have a hairy d**k?
What's it like to be a heretic?