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And I do appreciate you're big and round
And I do appreciate your being 'round.
And I do appreciate your feeling round.
And I do appreiate your being 'round.
And now I finally changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
And now I find, I changed my mind, and opened up the doors.
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And robbed a brand new Porsche
And now I find,
I changed my mind,
And opened up the doors
And now I find
A jingle line
Who opened up the door.
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
And now I find
The gentleman
Who opened up the door.
And now I find
I changed my mind
And opened up the doors.
But now these days are gone
I've got some comfy shoes
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
Don't you see hell in me?
Won't you please help me?
Help me get my feed-bag on the ground
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Help me if you care, I'm feeling down.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
I know the line: "just lead your life" I've never done before
I know that I just need you like I've never done before
I'm not so selfish, no (Later)
My independence seems to vanish in the hay, yes
OR
My independence seems to vanish in Tim Hayes
I'm not so self assured (Later)
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
Kelp, I streaked somebody.
Help, I need somebody.
My Indy pen seems to vahny shim theys.
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
One, two, three, help me.
Won't you please help me?
When I was young, the sun was younger than today
When I was younger, so much younger than today
Won't you please get my hairpiece?
Won't you please, please help me?
Won't you please, please chase me?
Won't you please, please help me?
Won't you please, please touch me?
Won't you please, please help me?
Won't you please, please, can we?
Won't you please, please help me?
Won’t you please please kill me
Won’t you please please help me