Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hello, I Love You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Cyborg crouches at her feet.
Sidewalk crouches at her feet.
Do you hope to blunt this dusty tool
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel
I searched for my misheard version and didn't know the correct one for more than 40 years. Other people heard it the same way I did!
Do you hope to bug this dusty duo
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel
Do you hope to dust this dusky jewel?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Do you hope to f**k this dusty jewel
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel
Do you hope to make her see move?
Do you hope to make this dust eat mule?
Do you hope to make her see, you fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Do you hope to make her see your tool?
Do you hope to f*ck this busty Jew?
Do you hope to make her see, you fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Do you hope to make it, see you through?
Do you hope to f$#k this dusty Jew?
Do you hope to make her see, you fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Jim Morrison wrote this song about a black girl he saw on the beach, weaving her way through the people.
Do you hope to plug this dusty tool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Do you hope to plunk this dusty tune?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
Hello, I love you
Don't you tell me you're gay.
Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your bed.
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game.
Doors',
"Hello, I Love You"
Hello, I'll f*** you
If you tell me your name.
Hello I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I'll f**k you
if you tell me your name
Hello I love you
won't you tell me your name