Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Heathens that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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After all I've said please don't turn gay.
After all I've said please don't forget.
All my friends are Heathcliff
All my friends are heathens
All my friends are eatin' bacon slow
or
All my friends are heatin' bacon slow
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
All my friends are eatin' steak and snow
or
All my friends are eatin' steak in snow
or
All my friends are eatin' snake and slow
And:
You don't know the hat of Ziccafoose
All my friends are heathens; take it slow.
And:
You don't know the half of the abuse.
All my friends are eating steak in the snow
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
All my friends are healing; take it slow
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
All my friends are heating steak; it's slow
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
All my friends are here to say hello
All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
All my friends are here to take it slow
All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
All my friends are here to take it slow
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
All my friends are here; let’s take it slow.
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
All my friends are vegans, take it slow.
All my friends are heathens, take it slow.
You'll be loving on the murderer sitting next to you
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you