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Barney’s
Heartbeat
As in Barney’s New York
Give me an ear, or give me an eye.
Give me an evening, or give me a night.
Hard teats, why does your love-p*** spray on my mammories?
Heartbeat, why does a love-kiss stay in my memory?
Hardee's, I'm lookin' for a Hardees.
Heartbeat, I'm looking for a heartbeat.
Harpy. Talkin' to a harpy.
Bleeding like wine
Heartbeat. Lookin' for a heartbeat.
Beating like mine
Harvey, looking for a Harvey
Being like mine.
Heartbeat, lookin' for a heartbeat
Beating like mine.
Harvey, why do you skip when my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby kisses me?
Harvey, why do you spit when my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat, heartbeat why did you marry Mel?
Heartbeat, heartbeat why do you fail me now?
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you marry now?
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you fail me now?
Herpes, looking for some herpes.
Heartbeat, I'm looking for a heartbeat.
Red 7's, "Heartbeat"
Hot beats, hot beats.
Listen to the hot beats
Heartbeat, heartbeat.
Listen to my heart beat
I can dominate
I can tolerate
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you ransom me?
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you answer me?
It will deny you
It will remind you
Ooh, but my feelings are in my vein
Ooh, but my feelings are in vain
Standing on the ladder to desire duty.
Standing on the line between desire and duty.
We'll be packed
Riddle-dee-pat
When your sister's asleep
I hear a heartbeat.
When the city's asleep
I hear a heartbeat.