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And leave this old Alaska town
or
And leave this old Alaskan town
And leave this old Nebraska town
And leave this old Chewbacca town
And leave this old Nebraska town
And leave this old Nevada town
And leave this old Nebraska town
And leave this old new basket town
And leave this old Nebraska town
And leave this sober grass skirt town.
And leave this old Nebraska town.
And sew the grass skirts down.
And leave this old Nebraska town.
Even then the folks in town had a prejudiced mind
That boy's not right.
Three years ago when there came along Mary
Even then the folks in town said with prejudiced eyes
That boy's not right
Three years ago when I came to know Mary
Even then the folks in town said with pretty their styles.
Even then the folks in town said with prejudiced eyes.
Even then the fortune teller said with prejudiced eyes.
Even then the folks in town said with prejudiced eyes.
First time someone looked in on the windows of my life.
First time someone looked beyond the rumours and the lies.
Here was I, surrounded by a thousand famous submarines.
Here was I, surrounded by a thousand fingers suddenly.
Here was I
Surrounded by a thousand finger of the league.
Here was I
Surrounded by a thousand fingers suddenly.
I undercame a hazard when I was just seven.
My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven.
Leave this cold Alaska town.
Leave this old Nebraska town.
Leave us on Nebraska time
Leave this old Nebraska town
Hazard is a town approximately 27 miles north of Kearney in Nebraska.
Man with a badger came knocking next morning
Man with a badge came knocking next morning
Men with bats came knockin' next mornin'.
Man with a badge came knockin' next mornin'
My life became a hazard when I was just seven.
My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven.
My mom became a hazard when I was just seven.
My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven.
My mother, King of Hazard when I was just seven
And leave this solo graska town.
My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven
And leave this old Nebraska town.
No one understood how I felt fermented
No one understood how I felt for Mary
No one understood when I fell for Larry
No one understood what I felt for Mary
That boy's alive
That boy's not mine
That boy's not 9
That boy's not mine
That boys don't mind
That boy's not mine
Then when the Feds came knocking next morning
Man with a badge came knocking next morning
Tie your grass skirts down
Leave this old Nebraska town