Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Have You Never Been Mellow? that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Grab your leather-skinned fellow.
Have you never been mellow?
Have you ever been man enough?
Have you ever been mellow?
Have you ever been man loved?
Have you ever been mellow?
Have you ever been yellow?
Have you never been mellow?
Have you ever done melons?
Have you never been mellow?
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from a side show?
or
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from a wide shoe?
Have you never tried
To find a comfort from inside you?
Kick your shoes and cross your eyes.
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes across the aisles.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes across your eyes
I was like you.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I was like you.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I waltz like you.
Never had time to lay back
Kick your shoes off, close your eyes
I was like you.
No, I just want you to Düsseldorf
No, I just want you to slow down
Now I don't mean to make you frown
No, I just want to introduce my dad
Now I don't mean to make you frown
No, I just want you to slow down