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Factory Skies, hello blues!
These days arrive.
Goodbye grey skies, hello blue!
These days are ours.
Goodbye Cresskill, hello glue
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue
Cresskill is a borough in Bergen County, New Jersey.
Hello sunshine, goodbye Lorraine
Hello sunshine, goodbye rain
I sigh ho-hum, ready to race to you.
My cycle hums, ready to race to you.
My dildo hums, ready to race to you
My cycle hums, ready to race to you.
Oh, queasy man
Oh, please be mine
Please, baby, ah, won't you be mine?
These days are ours. Won't you be mine?
Rockin' the week with you
Rockin' all week with you
Seven days, what a day
Saturday, what a day
She's got my stool ring on my chain
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain
The breakout comes
The weekend comes
The cackle hums, ready to race to you.
My cycle hums, ready to race to you.
The weekend comes, a psycho hums.
The weekend comes, my cycle hums.
The weekend comes, for psycho hunks
The weekend comes, my cycle hums.
The weekend comes, the psycho bums.
The weekend comes, my cycle hums.
The weekend comes, with psycho hums.
The weekend comes, my cycle hums.
The weekend comes,
The backhoe hums.
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
The weekend comes
'Cause I'm ho hum
The weekend comes
The cycle hums
The weekend comes
My sigh goes hum.
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
The weekend comes
Padaco hums
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
whatever "Padaco" is
The weekend comes
The cackle bums.
The weekend comes
My cycle hums.
Then we can come
The weekend comes
These days are on
This day is ours
Theme from 'Happy Days'.
These days arrive
These days are ours
These happy days are for The Fonz.
These happy days are yours and mine.
These happy days are yours and my happy days
These happy days are yours and mine, happy days
These happy days are yours in mind
These happy days are yours and mine
These happy days will multiply
These happy days are yours and mine
This day is ours (don't you be mad)
This day is ours (Would you be mine?)
Tobacco hums, ready to race to you.
My cycle hums, ready to race to you.
What rock 'n' roll hates to do
Rockin' all week with you
Theme from 'Happy Days'.