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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Happiness Is A Warm Gun that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
A penis is a warm gun.
Original Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm gun.
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm glove, yes it is
Original Lyrics:
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cause I'm going' down
Back to the abyss that I left uptown.
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,
Back to the place that is left of town
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cuz I'm goin' down
Back to the bitch that I left uptown.
Original Lyrics:
I need a fix 'cuz I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother's up here. John the gun!
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jumped the gun
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mothers so fear he jumped the gun
or
Monnis suf feary jumped the gun
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jumped the gun
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cicadas in my house
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jump the gun.
The Beatles', "Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not a girl who's Mrs. Mitch
Original Lyrics:
She's not a girl who misses much
U2's, "Happiness Is a Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother Superior jump the gum
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jump the gun
This cover of a song by The Beatles was used as the theme song to the short-lived 1997 ABC series Gun.

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