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Beatles',
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
A penis is a warm gun.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Happiness is a warm glove, yes it is
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
I need a fix 'cause I'm going' down
Back to the abyss that I left uptown.
I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down,
Back to the place that is left of town
I need a fix 'cos I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
I need a fix 'cuz I'm goin' down
Back to the bitch that I left uptown.
I need a fix 'cuz I'm going down
Back to the bits that I left uptown.
Mother's up here. John the gun!
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mothers so fear he jumped the gun
or
Monnis suf feary jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
No cicadas in my house
Mother Superior jump the gun.
She's not a girl who's Mrs. Mitch
She's not a girl who misses much
U2's,
"Happiness Is a Warm Gun"
Mother Superior jump the gum
Mother Superior jump the gun
This cover of a song by The Beatles was used as the theme song to the short-lived 1997 ABC series Gun.