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As I watch you move
Across the lonely tomb
As I watch you move
Across the moonlit room
So raise your hamsters to Heaven.
So raise your hands to Heaven.
So raise your hands to Heaven and spray.
So raise your hands to Heaven and pray.
The door knows no reprieve
The dawn knows no reprieve
Tonight I need a piece of a**.
Tonight I need your sweet caress.
Tonight I need your breastless chest.
Tonight you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you call my breast last night
You really my sadness.
Tonight you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight you call my breast nuts snacks.
Tonight, you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you call my breastless snazz.
Tonight you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you call my breasts love nests.
Tonight you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you call my chestnuts blessed.
Tonight, you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you call my friends love slugs
Who will eat my sandwich?
Tonight you calm my restless nerves
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight you call my friends love slugs
Who will eat my sandwich?
Tonight you calm restlessness
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight you called my bracelets glass.
Tonight you calmed my restlessness.
Tonight you called my breast 'Loch Ness'.
Tonight you calmed my restlessness.
Tonight you called my friend a spaz
Who'd believe my sadness?
Tonight you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight you calm my restlessness
You became my Saturday.
Tonight you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight you caught my breath's last dance
Tonight you calm my restlessness
Tonight you combed my friend's mustache.
Tonight you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you come on breast love's last
You relieved my sadness.
Tonight you calmed my restlessness
You relieved my sadness.
Tonight you count my bracelets.
Tonight you calmed my restlessness.
Tonight, I eat just weed grass
Who'll be in the darkness?
The night you come, I bless God's nest
Who'll relieve my sadness?
Tonight, I need your sweet caress
Hold me in the darkness
Tonight, you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight, I need to eat some grass.
Tonight, I need your sweet caress.
Tonight, I need your breast-locks stance.
or
Tonight, I need your restlessness.
Tonight, I need your sweet caress.
Tonight, I need your sweet caress
Hold me in the darkness
Tonight, you call my breasts love nests
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight, I need your sweet caress
Hold me in the darkness
Tonight, you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness.
Tonight, I'll be your sweet grass.
Tonight, I need your sweet caress.
Tonight, I'll weed your sweet grass.
Tonight, I need your sweet caress.
Tonight, you call my best friend's dad.
Tonight, you calm my restlessness.
Tonight, you call my breast lumps nice.
Tonight, you calm my restlessness.
Tonight, you call my breasts less best.
Tonight, you calm my restlessness.
Tonight, you called my breast n**s now.
Tonight you calm my restlessness.
Tonight, you come my restless lass.
Tonight, you calm my restlessness.
Who will light my a**?
Sold it in the dark place.
Tonight I need your sweet caress
Hold me in the darkness.
You called my friends 'lobsters'.
You calmed my restlessness.
As I watch you move,
across the moonlit spoon
As I watch you move,
across the moonlit room
God give me strength when I am heaving
God give me strength when I am leaving
So raise your hands to heaven and play
So raise your hands to heaven and pray
The God knows no reprieve
The dawn knows no reprieve
The dog knows no reprieve
The dawn knows no reprieve
Tonight I need your sweet grass
or
Tonight I just might wake your ass
and hold you in the darkness
or
Tonight I just might wake your ass
and hold you in the darkness
Tonight, I need your sweet caress
Hold me in the darkness
Tonight I made you sweep grass.
Tonight I need your sweet caress.
Tonight I may just eat grass.
Tonight I need your sweet caress.
Tonight I need your sweet dress.
Tonight I need your sweet caress.
Tonight you call my Fresno stance
Tonight, you calm my restlessness
Tonight you call my brass nuts glass
Tonight you calm my restlessness
Tonight you call my breastlessness
You will eat my sadness
Tonight you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness
Tonight you call my breasts less nice.
Tonight you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you call my breath smells fresh
Who believes my sadness?
Tonight, you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness
Tonight you call my friends 'Loch Ness'
Tonight you calm my restlessness
Tonight you call my friends sluts, nice!
Tonight you call my restlessness.
Tonight you called my friend snot snass.
Tonight you calm my restlessness.
Tonight you called my friend's nuts best
Tonight you calmed my restlessness
Tonight you called my friends last nest.
You relieved my sadness
Tonight you calmed my restlessness.
You relieved my sadness
Tonight you calm my restlessness
You relieve my sadness
Tonight we'll call my French love child
Who'd relieve my sadness
Tonight, you calm my Breastnuts Nest
Tonight, you calm my restlessness
Who will eat my sandwich?
You relieve my sadness
Who will eat my sandwich?
You relieve my sadness