Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hair Of The Dog that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Chick's tough to be a dude.
Time’s come to pay your dues.
G** d*** misfit, son of a b****!
Now your messing with a, a son of a b****.
Heartbreaker, salt shaker
Heartbreaker, soul-shaker
Hey hot mama, velvet charmer
Red hot mama, down light charmer
I break the salt shaker
Heartbreaker, soul-shaker
I'll bring the salt shaker!
Heartbreaker, soul shaker!
Mama mama, red pajama
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Now you're messing with a slug in a ditch.
Now you're messing with a son of a b****.
Outlaw messing with a, son of a b****.
Now your messing with a, son of a b****.
Animal misfit - a son of a bitch.
Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch.
Don't go messin' with a son of a bitch
Now your messing with a, a son of a b****.
Down home mis fittin', son of a bitch
Now your messing with a, son of a bitch
God don't mess with a, son of a bitch
Now your messing with a, son of a bitch
I also thought the title was "Hare-Lipped Dog" at first. Honest!
Herb broke a salt shaker
Heartbreaker soulshaker
Herb broke the salt shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet drummer
or
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Velvet charmer.
Heart breaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Red hot mama
Down light charmer.
I broke the salt shaker!
Heartbreaker, soul shaker
I don't mess with a son of a b****
Now you're messing with a, a son of a b****.
Now you're dancing with a, son of a b***
Now your messing with a, a son of a b****.
Red Hot Mama, rattlesnake charmer
Red Hot Mama, velvet charmer
Red hot mama, long legged charmer
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Red hot mama, no head trauma
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Red hot mama, you're in trouble
Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Talkin tough, you're poison ivy
Talkin jivey poison ivy
That's what the bee-atch do!
Time's come to pay your dues.
Turpentine and poison ivy
Talkin jivey poison ivy