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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Grenade that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't be ashamed
Original Lyrics:
But you won't do the same
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had your ass wide open, what were they open?
Original Lyrics:
Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had your ass wide open
Original Lyrics:
Had your eyes wide open
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would catch some champagne for ya
Snack some off of a plane for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You, no, I will do anything for ya
Original Lyrics:
I'd catch a grenade for you
Throw my hand on a blade for you
I'd jump in front of a train for you
You know I'd do anything for you
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would sit in the shade for you
Original Lyrics:
I would catch a grenade for you
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd throw my pants on a plane for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd throw my hands on a blade for you.
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza boy, pizza girl
or
Visa boy, Visa girl
(later)
Back, back, back in blue
Original Lyrics:
Easy come, easy go
(later)
Black, black, black and blue
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw my hat on a plane for you
Original Lyrics:
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw my head on a plane for you
Original Lyrics:
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw my head on a plate for ya.
Original Lyrics:
Throw my hand on a blade for ya.
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw my head on a plate for you.
Original Lyrics:
Throw my hand on a blade for you.
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I would dial for you, baby, bet you won't do the same
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I would die for ya, baby, but you won't do the same
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you love my jambalaya
Original Lyrics:
You said you love me, you're a liar
Bruno Mars', "Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll smile in my face, then rip the grapes out my cart
Original Lyrics:
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car

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