Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Grenade that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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But you won't be ashamed
But you won't do the same
Had your ass wide open, what were they open?
Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
Had your ass wide open
Had your eyes wide open
I would catch some champagne for ya
Snack some off of a plane for ya
I'd jump in front of a train for ya
You, no, I will do anything for ya
I'd catch a grenade for you
Throw my hand on a blade for you
I'd jump in front of a train for you
You know I'd do anything for you
I would sit in the shade for you
I would catch a grenade for you
I'd throw my pants on a plane for you.
I'd throw my hands on a blade for you.
Pizza boy, pizza girl
or
Visa boy, Visa girl
(later)
Back, back, back in blue
Easy come, easy go
(later)
Black, black, black and blue
Throw my hat on a plane for you
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
Throw my head on a plane for you
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
Throw my head on a plate for ya.
Throw my hand on a blade for ya.
Throw my head on a plate for you.
Throw my hand on a blade for you.
Yes, I would dial for you, baby, bet you won't do the same
Yes, I would die for ya, baby, but you won't do the same
You said you love my jambalaya
You said you love me, you're a liar
You'll smile in my face, then rip the grapes out my cart
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car