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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Green Green Grass Of Home that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Along the lane I walk with my sweet Mary,
Harold Gold,and 'lips like cherry'
Along the lane I walk with my sweet Mary,
hair of gold and lips like cherries
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary.
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary.
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of golden lips, like cherries.
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
Down the lane I walk, and there runs Mary.
Her golden lips like cherries
Down the road I look, and there runs Mary
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries.
Down the road I look and there comes Mary,
Her golden lips like cherries
Down the road I look and there runs Mary,
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries
Down the road I look and there runs Mary,
Hair of gold and nips like cherries
Down the road I look and there runs Mary,
Hair of gold and lips like cherries
For there's a God and there's a sad old pantry
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre
For there's a God, and there's a fat, old hombre.
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre.
For there's a garden, there's a sad old portrait
Arm in arm we'll walk all day mate.
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre
Arm in arm we'll walk at daybreak
Tits like cherries
lips like cherries
Hair of gold and t**s like cherries
Hair of gold and lips like cherries