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Bland spreadin' out so farin' wide
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Dahling, I love you, forgive me for gaven you.
Dahling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.
Fart livin' is the life for me.
Farm living is the life for me.
Foreign living is the life for me
Farm living is the life for me
Fun living is the life for me
Farm living is the right for me
Goddbye, titty life.
Goodbye, city life!
Goodbye TV Land
Goodbye city life
Goodbye, E.B. White
Goodbye, city life
E.B. White became known as the author of Stuart Little and Charlotte's Web.
Goodbye, Philly life
Goodbye, city life
Philly is short for Philadelphia.
Goodbye, Senior Ives!
Goodbye, city life!
Green Acres is the place to be
Foreign living is the life for me
Lambs spreading out so far and wild
Keep my hat and give me that countryside
Green Acres is the place to be
Farm living is the life for me
Land spreading out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside
I get allergic Saturday
I get allergic smelling hay
I get emergent smiling hay
I get allergic smelling hay
I just adore a Ben House blue
I just adore a penthouse view.
I just adore a pant house view.
I just adore a penthouse view.
I just adore for Pandora's view
I just adore a penthouse view
I'm justing for a vent-out blue.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Jamaica is the place to be
Green Acres is the place to be
Keep that hag an' just gimme that country style.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Keep that hat an' just give me that country style.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
New York is where I'd rather sing
New York is where I'd rather stay
New York is where I’d rather be
New York is where I’d rather stay
To keep a man happy just give him that countryside
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.