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'Cause there ain't no doubt, I love this lamb.
'Cause there ain't no doubt, I love this land.
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my life
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my wife
And I won't forget the Marron hoodite.
And I won't forget the men who died.
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you, and it's in her still today.
And I'd gladly stand up
Next to you, and defend her still today.
And I'm proud to be UnAmerican.
And I'm proud to be an American.
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm three
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free
I'd thank my lucky sars to be living here today.
I'd thank my lucky stars to be livin' here today.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this way
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this place
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
And I gladly stand for Mexico
And I gladly stand up next to you
And I proudly stand up next to you
And I’d gladly stand up next to you
And I won't forget the man in doubt
And I won't forget the man who died
And I'm proud to be a nigger
And I'm proud to be an American
And I'm proud to be in the Caravan
And I'm proud to be an American
As in the Dodge Caravan.
And if Ben Hur still today
And defend her still today
And offend her still today
And defend her still today
And the fan hurts still today
And defend her still today
Confess the USA
God bless the USA
From the legs of Minnesota
From the lakes of Minnesota