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A big brown Mercedes of death
A big brown Mercedes sedan
And by the 7th grade, she knew she had a problem
And by the 7th wave, she knew she had a problem
Everybody knows from the cornmeal wig
The girl's got a lot on her mind
Everybody knows from the coy little wink
The girl's got a lot on her mind.
Love would only come from her hand.
Love would only conquer my head.
She doesn't long for company, even in the summertime.
She wears a long fur coat of mink, even in the summertime.
She said I need a man's hand baby
Diamonds and furs
Love will only conquer my head
She said I need a man's man baby
Diamonds and furs
Love will only conquer my head
She started standing in the section marked
'If you have to ask you can't afford'
In lingerie.
She saw him standing in the section marked
'If you have to ask, you can't afford it
Lingerie.'
She threw her breath, it just makes me scream
She threw him bread and said make me scream
She threw her purse, said 'Make me scream'.
She threw him bread and said, 'Make me scream'.
She threw him bricks, it just makes me scream.
She threw him bread and said 'Make me scream.'
She wants to lead the fabulous life.
She wants to lead the glamorous life.
She wants to leave
She wants to live
They made love by the city swings.
They made love, by the seventh wave.
They made love by the seventh grade.
They made love, by the seventh wave.
They made love, by the Safeway.
They made love, by the seventh wave.
They made paste in brown siam
They made haste in the brown sedan
Without love, in eight months
Without love, it ain't much