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Because the G*ddam* girl is mine.
Because the doggone girl is mine.
Because the bargained girl is mine
Because the doggone girl is mine
Because the dark blonde girl is mine
Because the doggone girl is mine
Because the dark hair girl is mine
Because the doggone girl is mine
Because the dark, long, dirty mind
Because the doggone girl is mine
But I love you and Leslie.
But I love you endlessly.
Dog gone 79
The doggone girl is mine.
Editor's note: The performers of this duet should be credited as Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, in that order, because that's the order they're shown on the single cover. Please be consistent in doing so.
Every night she walks right in between and
But we book go to Canada.
Every night she walks right in my dreams and
But we both can't have her.
Every night she washed my in-betweens.
Every night she walks right in my dreams.
Every night she washes my in-betweens.
Every night she walks right in my dreams.
Every night she washes my in-betweens
or
Every night she wanders in my dreams
Every night she walks right in my dreams
Every night she'd wash my in-betweens.
Every night she'd watch me in my dreams.
Every night, she sees my in betweens.
Every night, she walks right in my dreams.
Every night, she wash my in-betweens.
Every night, she walks right in my dreams.
Every night, you wash my in-betweens.
Every night, she walks right in my dreams.
I'm a leopard, not a fighter.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Love in wheelchairs
Loving we will share
The Girl is mine, dark brown girl is mine
The girl is mine, the doggone girl is mine
The curl is mine.
The girl is mine.
The dark town girl is mine.
The doggone girl is mine.
The dumb blonde girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
The girl is mine
The tall dark girl is mine.
The girl is mine
Because the doggone girl is mine.