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And call those bastards
And call Ghostbusters!
Boston makes me feel good.
Bustin' makes me feel good.
Buster makes me feel good
Bustin' makes me feel good
Can you call
Ghostbusters!
And call
Ghostbusters!
Co-sponsors!
Ghostbusters!
Coast Busters!
Ghostbusters!
Dustin' makes me feel good!
Bustin' makes me feel good!
Frosting makes me feel good.
Bustin' makes me feel good.
Go and get caught a low no no
Don't get caught alone, no, no
Hoosiers are gonna call
Who are you gonna call?
Hoosiers refer to people from Indiana.
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Oooh, but he likes a goose
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no goats.
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I am afraid of no toast
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the ghost.
I hear it likes the girls.
I hear it likes the ghosts
I hear it likes the girls
I'm afraid of no host.
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
If there's somethin' strange
And it may be good
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's somethin' strange
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's somethin' strange
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call? ... You're disgusting!
If there's somethin' strange
In your neighborhood,
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
I still think it sounds more like 'You're disgustin'...
If there's something strange
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Editor's note: The respective second lines actually occur at different places in the song; it's still possible that the person who submitted this misheard one line as the other.
If you got a host of freaky ghosts, maybe
You gotta call Ghostbusters.
If you have a dose of a freaky ghost, baby
You better call Ghostbusters.
If you have a dose of a freakin' ghost, baby
You have a dose of a freaky ghost, baby
If you have ghosts, motherfreaking ghosts baby
You have a dose of a freaky ghost, baby
If you're seeing fangs
Runnin' through your head
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're seeing things
Runnin' through your head
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're seeing veins, runnin' through your head...
If you're seeing things runnin' through your head
Joe Custard!
Ghostbusters!
Kitty cat
Can you call...
Nothin' makes me feel good
Bustin' makes me feel good!
Seeing things
Right behind your head
Who can you call? Ghostbusters!
If you're seeing things
Runnin' through your head
Who can you call? Ghostbusters!
That Suckers!
Ghostbusters!
The wife's at work and I'm home jerkin'
I just love my boys
The wife's at work and I'm no jerk
And I just left my boys
Those bastards!
Ghostbusters!
Those f***ers!
Ghostbusters!
Vinegar car
Who're you gonna call?
When it comes to your door
Russia just wants some more.
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
When it comes to your dough
Unless you just want some more.
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more.
When it comes to your phone
I think you better wrestle more.
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more.
Who are you gonna come?
Who are you gonna call?
Who ya gonna call?
Gross custard!
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who ya gonna call? Dose dusters!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who ya gonna call? George Custard!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who ya gonna call? Go Spastic!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who ya gonna call? Those mustangs!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who ya gonna call? You bastards!
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Those bastards!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who're you gonna call? Joe Buster!
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
You have a host of freaky ghosts, lady
You have a dose of a freaky ghost, baby
You have ghost problem, freaky ghost, baby
You have a dose of a freaky ghost, baby
You've got a coast of freaky ghosts, baby
You better call Ghostbusters.
If you have a dose of a freaky ghost, baby
You better call Ghostbusters.