Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Games People Play that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
A forest fire headed for the subway homes
It's 12:45
Headed for the subway home.
All of the children have porno
All of the children have grown up
Can't get nowhere
or
Can't get out west
Can't get no rest
Can’t get out west
Can’t get no rest
Colt .45
Headed for the subway home.
It's 12:45
Headed for the subway home.
Colt 45, get it for the subway home.
It's 12:45 Headed for the subway home.
Game s'il vouz plait
you take it or you leave it
Games people play
you take it or you leave it
Games Fifi played.
Games people play.
Games people play, you take it on your reelin'.
Games people play, you take it or you leave it.
Gay people play in the middle of the night
Games people play in the middle of the night
Give me a plaque in the middle of the night.
Games people play in the middle of the night.
Give me foreplay in the middle of the night.
Games people play in the middle of the night.
How they while away the hours
With their rivalries and powers
While they wile away the hours
In their ivory towers
I took my time
'Cause the fatso's all along
I took my time
'Cause I felt so all alone
If I promised you the movie stars
If I promised you the moon and the stars
Talk about you and me
And the gays in the place.
Talk about you and me
And the games people play.
Things that they say, honor bright
Things that they say aren't right
Turned it back with your manatee
Turn your back on humanity
It's 5:45
or
Well, I'm fortified
or
Well, I'm fortified
It's 12:45
When will I yearn?
When will I learn?
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives knowing no one gives us a damn.
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin' up
And how do we spend our lives if there's no-one to lend us a hand.