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'Cause you've got no wind to hold her
No wind to fold her
No wind to walk away
And no wind to run
'Cause you've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
And the night got death required
And the night got deathly quiet
If you're gonna play a Gameboy, learn to play it right
If you're gonna play the game, boy, learn to play it right
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for Norway.
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere.
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank the mile of sorrow
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
The best that you can hope for is to die endlessly
The best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
The gambler, Hebrew Cleveland
The gambler, he broke even
You got to know when to hold up
Know when to fold up
You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Prefer my lyrics
You gotta count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
You've got an old man to hold 'em
An old man to throw them.
or
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to throw them.
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold them.
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to phone them.
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold them.
You've got to know when to hold on
Know when to fall down.
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em.