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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Friends In Low Places that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the deer chases
My balloons away
Original Lyrics:
And the beer chases
My blues away
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my poots, I s*** in my boots.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie and vest..
or
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots,
and a ranger black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie affair.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
And ruined a good pair of socks.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black guy affair.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up with boobs
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up with booze.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
My hairs on my boots.
Original Lyrics:
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't big on slow paces.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't big on social graces.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed her in boots
Ruined her black tied-underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt the fear in his thighs
Original Lyrics:
I saw the fear in his eyes
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be as high as that Alvrie Tower.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sauce and races.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on saucer trays.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sausage and gravy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on sausage gravy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on saw-shoe phrases.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on social gravy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on socks and braces.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got friends in law places
or
I've got friends in close places
or
I've got friends in close places
Original Lyrics:
I've got friends in low places
Garth Brooks', "Friends In Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the whiskey's brown
And the beer is tasteless.
Original Lyrics:
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases.
Garth Brooks', "Friends in Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be a gay
Original Lyrics:
And I'll be OK
Garth Brooks', "Friends in Low Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not big on slow places
Original Lyrics:
I'm not big on social graces.

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