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And the deer chases
My balloons away
And the beer chases
My blues away
Blame it all on my poots, I s*** in my boots.
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots.
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie and vest..
or
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots,
and a ranger black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
or
Blame it all on my roots, I growed up in boots,
and ruined your black tie affair
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
and ruined your black tie affair.
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
And ruined a good pair of socks.
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
Blame it all on my roots, I shit in my boots
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black guy affair.
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up with boobs
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up with booze.
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots.
Blame it all on my roots
My hairs on my boots.
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots.
I ain't big on slow paces.
I ain't big on social graces.
I f***ed her in boots
Ruined her black tied-underwear.
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
I felt the fear in his thighs
I saw the fear in his eyes
I'll be as high as that Alvrie Tower.
I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower.
I'm not big on sauce and races.
I'm not big on social graces.
I'm not big on saucer trays.
I'm not big on social graces.
I'm not big on sausage and gravy
I'm not big on social graces
I'm not big on sausage gravy
I'm not big on social graces
I'm not big on saw-shoe phrases.
I'm not big on social graces.
I'm not big on social gravy.
I'm not big on social graces.
I'm not big on socks and braces.
I'm not big on social graces.
I've got friends in law places
or
I've got friends in close places
or
I've got friends in close places
I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey's brown
And the beer is tasteless.
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases.
And I'll be a gay
And I'll be OK
I'm not big on slow places
I'm not big on social graces.