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A Chia Punk who rarely ever took advice.
And she a punk who rarely ever took advice.
And she is Punkarelli, never took advice.
And she a punk who rarely ever took advice.
Can't believe that we had gotten 40 cents
I cannot believe that we'd ever die for these sins
For the laugh of me
For the life of me
For the life of me
I cannot believe we ever got fourty cents
For the life of me
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
For the life of me I cannot believe we never got 40 cents.
For the life of me I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins.
For the life of me, I can never be we never thought forty cents.
We were barely freshmen
For the life of me, I cannot believe we ever died for these sins.
We were merely freshmen
For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever dial "46";
we were nearly freshmen
For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins;
we were merely freshmen
For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die for forty cents.
For the life of me, I cannot believe we ever died for these sins.
For the life of me
I cannot believe we'd ever drop forty cents
Those were merely flashbacks.
For the life of me
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen.
Free the many freshmen.
We were merely freshmen.
Gino Poncarelli never took advice
And she a punk who rarely ever took advice
Me and Punkarelli never took advice
or
Gino Punkerelli took a newer vice
or
Gino Punkarelli never took advice.
or
Gino Punkarelli never took advice.
She a punk who rarely ever took advice
Misheard by local radio morning show host Mercedes of "Mark and Mercedes" on 94.1 KMXB Las Vegas
Gotham baby's breath
Stop a baby's breath
He was touching her face.
She was touching her face.
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slapped him.
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slept.
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slapped.
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slept.
His girl took a week's worth of vows and then slapped him
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slept
I can't believe we dialed 40 cents,
we were merely freshman
I can't believe we died for these sins,
we were merely freshman
I cannot believe that we'd ever hide forty cents.
I cannot believe that we would ever die for these sins.
I cannot believe we ever docked forty cents.
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins.
I cannot believe, we'd ever doubt forty cents
or
I cannot believe we ever had forty cents
or
I cannot believe we ever had forty cents
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
I cannot believe we'd ever dial forty cents,
we were merely freshmen
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
we were merely freshmen
I cannot believe we'd ever dial forty cents
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins,
We were merely freshmen
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were nearly Frenchmen..
I cannot believe we'd ever die forty cents.
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins.
I cannot believe we'd ever done forty sins.
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins.
I cannot believe we'd ever doubt 40 cents.
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins.
I cannot believe we'd ever got forty cents
We were near refreshments.
I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen.
I could not believe we'd ever dial 46, we were only freshmen
I could not believe we'd ever die for these sins, we were only freshmen
Me and Paul Corelli never took it nice.
And she a punk who rarely ever took advice.
Night is young
Not as young
She a punk-a-rella, never took advice.
She, a punk who rarely ever took advice.
She fell in love in the floor space.
She fell in love in the first place.
Stomping baby's breath and a shoe full of rice
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of Reisling.
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice.
Stopping baby's breath and a shovel of rice
Stopping baby's breath and a shoe full of rice
This girl took a week's worth of valium and slapped her dabber.
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slapped him
This girl took a week's worth of value and slapped him
His girl took a week's worth of valium and slapped him
We die forty cents
We'd ever die for these sins
We never talk of a lack in relationships.
We never talk of our lacking relationships.
We tried to wash our hands of almonds
We've tried to wash our hands of all this
We tried to wash our hands of omens
We've tried to wash our hands of all this
We were made with fresh milk
We were merely freshmen
We were married freshmen.
We were merely freshmen.
We were meaty flesh men.
We were merely freshmen.
We were merely fresh milk.
We were merely freshmen.
We will be refreshments
or
We were only trash-men
or
We were only trash-men
We were merely freshmen
We will marry freshmen.
We were merely freshmen.
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never come from Mars?
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise?
When I was young I knew everything,
Sheena Punkarelli never took advice
When I was young I knew everything,
She's a punk who rarely ever took advice
When I was young I knew everything
But she a punk who really ever took advice
When I was young I knew everything
But she a punk who rarely ever took advice