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A planet of playthings
Pecans on a string.
A planet of playthings
We dance on a string.
I will chose a bathosphere
I will choose a path that's clear
A host of holy hoboes to direct our anus plan.
A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.
A host of holy hollers
To direct our English fans
or
A host of holy orders
To direct our English fans
A host of holy horrors
To direct out aimless dance
A host of holy rollers to direct our aimless dance.
A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.
All rearranged
All preordained
I will choose a bathosphere.
I will chose free will.
I will choose a path that's clear.
I will choose free will.
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose Mike Hill.
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will.
I will choose a path that's queer.
I will choose a path that's clear.
I will choose above the sphere
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose from atmosphere
I will choose free will
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will
You can choose from vantom veil and kindness I can kill
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill