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And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooh, they forge a Cadillac at you.
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you.
And when the band plays 'Hail To The Chief'
Ooh, they point the candidate at you
And when the band plays 'Hail To The Chief'
Ooh, they point the cannon at you.
And when the band plays 'Hail To The Chief'
Ooh, they point to Canada and you.
And when the band plays 'Hail To The Chief'
Ooh, they point the cannon at you.
And when your a** stunk, how much should we piss?
And when you ask them, how much should we give?
But when the taxman come' to the judge
But when the taxman come' to the door
Damn me, damn me.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
Dang me, dang me.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
Dead meat, dead meat
It ain't me, it ain't me
Fo cha no son
Fortunate son
Gangrene, gangrene
It ain't me, it ain't me.
Ganymede, Ganymede
It ain't me, it ain't me.
Hiday me, hiday me
It ain't me, it ain't me.
I ain't no senator's swan song
I ain't no senator's son, son
I ain't no sinner's son, son
I ain't no senator's son, son
I ain’t no senators soft soap
I ain’t no senator’s son, son
I ate no senator's salsa
I ain't no senator's son, son
I went to ask them how to shift the gears
Ooh, they only answered More! more! more! y'all
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! y'all
I'm no milk-terrorist's son
I'm no military son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't gon' sing that song, song.
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son, son.
It ate me, it ate me.
It ain't me, it ain't me.
Jan and Dean, Jan and Dean
I ain't no sinner, Dawson.
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Senator's son.
Jeremy, Jeremy
I am a fortunate brother
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no
Lord don't they help them sell
Lord don't they help themselves
Some folks are born
Made to wave the flag
Ooh, the red, white, and blue
Some folks are born
Made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white, and blue
Some folks are gone
Some folks are born
Some folks impatient
Some folks inherit
Some folks in heaven
Some folks inherit
Some folks inherit star-spangled ass
Some folks inherit star-spangled eyes
Yay me! Yay me!
I ain't no Senator's son.
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Senator's son.
Yay me, yay me
It ain't me, it ain't me
Yea me, yea me
It ain't me, it ain't me.
Yeah me!
It ain't me
solong and thanks for the site
Yerry Mina
It ain't me
Yerry Mina is a Colombian football player.