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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for For Everyman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Jackson Browne's, "For Everyman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing alone, each has his own dick in his hand
Original Lyrics:
Standing alone, each has his own ticket in his hand
Jackson Browne's, "For Everyman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing alone
Each has his own d**k in his hand.
Original Lyrics:
Standing alone
Each has his own ticket in his hand.

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