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A truth that washes,
that learned high class spam
A truth that washes,
that learned how to spell
I am a narky get
I am an architect
I am an architect, they call me a vulture
I am an architect, they call me a butcher
I am an architect
They call me a vulture.
I am an architect
They call me a butcher.
I am merely a drug-addled virgin
That tattled and told.
I am idiot drug-hive, the virgin
The tattered and the torn.
Life is full of cockney women,
they are just lizards
Life is for the cold turned warm,
they are just lizards
Mad cows everywhere
Man kills everything
So damn easy for cave men
Man kills everything.
So damn easy to cave in
Man kills everything.
So damn easy to cave in, mad cows and everything
So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything
So damn easy to cave in
Mad cows everywhere.
So damn easy to cave in
Man kills everything.
Sod 'em all I'm a Care Bear.
So damn easy to cave in.
Sodomy in decaying men,
My freezer's emptying
So damn easy to cave in,
Man kills everything
Tsunami leads to cave in
Manc hills ever thin.
So damn easy to cave in
Man kills everything.