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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Family Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the time he got his cabbage out, she was gone.
Original Lyrics:
By the time he got his courage up, she was gone.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k the father, f**k the mother
Original Lyrics:
Mother father, mother father
Fleetwood Mac's, "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Original Lyrics:
Mother father mother father
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me some money
I'm a gamblin' man.
I'm a gamblin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a family man.
I'm a family man.
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my f**k is much worse than my bite.
And my f**k is much worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
Hall And Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my fart is much worse than my bite.
And my fart is much worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my pocketbook's worse than my bite.
And my pocketbook's worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
Hall And Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a gambling man
And my f**k is much worse than my bite.
And my f**k is much worse than my bite.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
And my bark is much worse than my bite.
Hall and Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a manly man
I'm a manly man
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
I'm a family man
I'm a family man
Fleetwood Mac's, "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Original Lyrics:
Mother father, mother father
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave him her look that would have worked on any other matter of
Original Lyrics:
She gave him her look that would have worked on any other man around
Hall & Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She have him her look
That would've worked on any other matter of.
That would've worked on any other matter of.
Original Lyrics:
She have him her look
That would've worked on any other man around.
That would've worked on any other man around.
Hall and Oates', "Family Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She turned, tossed her head
And like her opening move, the final engine light
And like her opening move, the final engine light
Original Lyrics:
She turned, tossed her head
Unlike her opening move, her final exit line
Unlike her opening move, her final exit line
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