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A Captain Whitney Bay
I kept them with me babe
And the boys of the enni peedee choir were singing 'Go Away'.
And the boys of the NYPD choir were singing 'Galway Bay'.
Clean up New York City.
Queen of New York City
God I'm the lucky one
It's years from meeting you.
Got on a lucky one
This year's for me and you.
Pogues',
"Fairytale Of New York"
God I’m a lucky one
Came in at ten to one
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
God, I'm the lucky one. Connected into one.
Got on a lucky one. Came in eighteen to one.
Pogues',
"Fairytale Of New York"
Got on a lucky one
Came in at ten to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year's for me and you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year's for me and you
Got on a lucky one. Came in a dirty one.
Got on a lucky one. Came in eighteen to one.
I come from Whitley Bay.
I kept them with me, babe.
It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank
An old man certainly won't see another one
It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank
An old man said to me, "Won't see another one."
Pogues',
"Fairytale Of New York"
The boys in the NYPD choir will sing in Colwyn Bay.
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing 'Galway Bay'.
The boys of the NYPD choir still singing, going grey.
The boys of the nypd choir were singing 'Galway Bay'
Pogues',
"Fairytale Of New York"
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing, going bang
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing 'Galway Bay'.
The boys of the empire singing high and singing low and gay
The boys of the nypd choir were singing 'Galway Bay'
When the band finished playing, they held up the mall.
When the band finished playing, they howled out for more.
When the band finished playing
They held up the mall.
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more.
You're a bum, you're a punk
You're an old sodding drunk
Living there almost dead
On a dripping wet bed
You're a bum, you're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Living there almost dead
On a drip in that bed
And the boys at the end were PDQ and singing 'Galway Bay'.
And the boys of the NYPD choir were singing 'Galway Bay'.
And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain tune
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
The Rare Old Mountain Dew is an Irish folk song dating back to the late 19th century.
But the window is right through you
It's no place for the old
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
Can't make it an hour long, I built my dreams around you
Can't make it all alone, I built my dreams around you
Got on a lucky one
Came in at ten to one
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
Got on the milky way
Got on a lucky one
I can see a better time, will all our dreams come true?
(Later)
All the drunks, they were swinging
I can see a better time when all our dreams come true
(Later)
All the drunks, they were singing
I come from Whitley bay
I kept them with me babe
I packed them with my own
I put them with my own
I've got a feeling this year's for million years
I've got a feeling this year's for me and you
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk town
A Norman said to me, won't see another one
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
They've got cars big as barns,
They've got rivers of gold
They've got cars big as bars,
They've got rivers of gold
You took my drinks from me when I first found you
You took my dreams from me when I first found you