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Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they hockley
Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me
Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they hunt me
Like dogs they want me
Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's they haunt me
Like ghosts they want me
Exes are hoes
Ex's and oh's
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me,
'Cause I'm the best baby that ain't never gotta pee.
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me,
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep.
This is very much a boasting song! As bizarre as my misheard lyrics might be, I found myself really wishing that they could be the real words, rather than boasting lines like these and what occur throughout the song. If this song reflects the singer's real attitudes and past romances, I'm hoping her exes are thinking "good riddance" rather than running back to her!
One, two, three, they're gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never got a key
or
One, two, three, they're gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never got a kid
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep.
Should have turned and ran like hell
Share your rotisserie.
Should have turned and ran like hell
Last time I got a taste of you.
Hey, hey, until I made my Gatorade
Hey, hey, until I made my getaway
To make a mole, they won't let go
or
To make a moldy one, let go
To make 'em all, they won't let go