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Acoohawates
How my poor heart aches.
Baby, baby, dream
Baby, baby, please
Baby, baby, flea
Baby, baby, please
Baby, baby, three
Baby, baby, please
Every birth you take
Every breath you take
Every bough you break.
Every vow you break.
Every cling you steak.
Every claim you stake.
Every cling you stick
Every claim you stake
Every crayon stinks
Every claim you stake
Every drain you snake.
Every claim you stake.
Every file you break
Every vow you break.
I've seen Sting do this song solo once, as well as with Peter Gabriel just 2 years ago.
Every fool heart aches.
or
Every poor heart aches.
How my poor heart aches.
Every knot you stake
Every night you stay
Every nacho's dead.
Every night you stay.
Every notch you sting
Every night you stay.
Every pool hall aches.
How my poor heart aches.
Every pool hall aches
How my poor heart aches
Every pool hall leg
How my poor heart aches
Every single gay
Every single day
Every smiling freak
Every smile you fake
Every snout you fake
I reclaim your stake
I'll be blushing you
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Every vial you break.
Every vow you break.
Every vowel you break
Every vow you break
Happy birthday cake..
Every breath you take
How I pool all aches
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
How I pour out eggs.
How my poor heart aches.
How my cruel heart aches
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
How my poo hole aches.
How my poor heart aches.
I have nothing to add.
How my poo hole aches
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
Police's,
"Every Breath You Take"
How my poo hole aches
How my poor heart aches.
Police's,
"Every Breath You Take"
How my poo-hole aches
How my poor heard aches
How my pool hall eh
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
How to pull whole weights
How my poor heart aches
I boil hard eggs
How my poor heart aches.
I keep calling, baby, baby, please!
I keep cryin', baby, baby, please!
I keep cold and baby, baby, fleas
I keep cryin' baby, baby, please
I reclaim your stake
Every claim you stake
I was lost without a dream
I'll be lost without a trace
I will pull her legs
How my poor heart aches
Police's,
"Every Breath You Take"
I'll be washing you.
I'll be watching you.
I'll do what you do
I'll be watching you
I'll pull her legs
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
I'm (gonna) cook hard eggs
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a cool-hearted ape.
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a fool heartache
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
I'm a fool who aches.
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a foolhardy
My poor heart aches
I'm a hard-boiled egg
How my poor heart aches
I'm a pool hall ace, with every step you take.
How my poor heart aches, with every step you take.
I'm a pool hall ace.
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a pool hall ace.
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a pool hall ace
Every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
I'm a pool hall ace
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
I'm a pool hall ace
With every stop I take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
I'm a pool hall ace
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a pool hall ace
How my poor heart aches
I'm a pool of apes
How my poor heart aches
I'm a pool of eggs.
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a poor old axe.
How my poor heart aches.
I'm a poor, hard egg.
How my poor heart aches
I'm gonna pull her legs
How my poor heart aches
My pool hall legs, with every breath you take
My poor heart aches, with every breath you take
Not a two whole eggs
How my poor heart breaks
Not a two whole lakes
How my poor heart aches
Now I'm pool hall age
How my poor heart aches.
Now my poo hole aches
How my poor heart aches
Oh, my hard boiled eggs
How my poor heart aches
Ow, my poor heart aches
How my poor heart aches
Since you're gone, I'll be flossed with all a trace
Since you're gone, I'll be lost without a trace
When my poo hole aches
How my poor heart aches.
Who cares if you see?
You belong to me
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
Who cares, you see
You belong to me
Ah, my fool heart apes
With every step you take
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take